Women Unveil Embarrassing Things They Actually Believed As Kids

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Oct 18, 2021 4:00 PM EDT

Kids are extremely curious. Sometimes it's rather unbearable. They will willingly ask 100+ questions a day until they exhaust every adult around them. Sometimes though, they will find the answer on their move on with their little lives. The only issue is that that answer may be complete nonsense, and eventually that little kid will grow up to be a big adult and they will have to actually understand what is going on around them. Hopefully, somebody corrects them before it's too late.

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    Font - r/AskWomen - Posted by u/hushwig 8 months ago 2 What is something funny you used to believe as a kid? 100% Upvoted 33 Comments Give Award Share •..
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    Reddit user u/hushwig asked the women of Reddit to share the silliest things they believed as kids. You might find it surprising how honest people were with their answers. Apparently, Redditors have no shame. Seriously though, much of these are highly embarrassing and I'm very grateful people answered honestly.

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    Font - ImoldNews 8 months ago My mom told me they put acid in the mall fountains to keep people from stealing the money. I found out the truth when I warned my friends not to touch the water, thinking their parents must not have taught them, I was about 17. 10 Share ...
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    I'm going to guess u/ImOldNews' mom did this to keep her safe. However, would it not have been enough to say, "The water is nasty, just bring a bottle"? To each their own I suppose. I suppose this wasn't the worst lie someone could've been told by their parents, but it sure is dramatic.

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    Font - mentosfruitgun 8 months ago Looney Toons - If I didnt look down gravity didn't apply to me. I was so dumb. 7 Share •..
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    Font - Cartoon - LOONEY TUNES 60 Waner Bros. Entertainment Inc. (s18)
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    Font - my-destructive-side 8 months ago I scolded my dad for drinking juice while he was driving once because I thought it was literally illegal to drink and drive. 7 + Share •..
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    Font - Ở dotbomber95 8 months ago My brother convinced me that orange juice contained cheese. I believed this until I was 12 or 13, well after he had forgotten about the joke. Share
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    Font - treesndleaves095 8 months ago I remember once a got a blister on my finger- it had turned all white and I was convinced this meant I was from a family of aliens. Also once I went into the bathroom and there was red shit on the vanity and my mum was in a weirdly freakishly good mood so I thought she'd killed someone (she'd dyed her hair :) Share •..
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    Font - romanthrulife2 8 months ago Worried that watermelons would grow in my stomach if I ate the seeds. 3 Share •..
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    Font - Ball-and-a-biscuit 8 months ago I thought seeing-eye dogs were just blind dogs. I thought it was unfair that they had such a stigma about them. 3 Share •..
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    Font - adelf252 8 months ago I was obsessed with the Backstreet Boys and was devastated when the CD got stuck in my mom's car. Years later it turns out she was so sick of listening to them on repeat that she broke the CD into pieces and threw it out. 3 Share
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    Font - Pizza_Shrek 8 months ago That adults were just weird beings that took care of us kids. I thought kids always stayed young and adults were brought to take care of the youngsters. Now we're all growing into the weird adult beings with taxes and coffee drinking. 3 • Share ...
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    Font - Icy_Finish 8 months ago Cats were female and dogs were male. Also, dragons were female and dinosaurs were male. 3 Share •..
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    Font - Lip - Logic: they had none.
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    Font - mptnss 8 months ago I injured myself when I was young and my older cousins told me that rice is gonna come out from there. Since I'm dumb and easily fooled years ago, I used to believe that. Now, I can tell that to my younger cousins to scare them too Imao.jkjk 2 Share
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    Font - Bellamontage 8 months ago When I was really young, my dad told me if an ice cream truck makes noise, it means they're out of ice cream. I believed that until I was about 11 and watched a truck make noise, pull up and sell ice cream. I also used to believe if I ate apple seeds an apple tree would grow out of my nose. Give Award Share Report Save
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    Font - Chantalicious7 8 months ago I was convinced that the creepy crawly in the swimming pool would suck me in completely. I was terrified of those things! 2 Give Award Share Report Save
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    Font - PerfectNail8 8 months ago I thought a girl in my class in 2nd grade was Katy Perry's daughter because her name was Carly Perry Give Award Share Report Save
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